a game where you pick up trash
i stole this story from will toledo
[[cool]]my dad walks in
i was eighteen years old
[[He said]]
"our trash can's blown over
The trash is all scattered across other people's lawns"
[[so i put on a jacket]]and i forgot my gloves
We went outside
it was cold as fuck
[[(i keep seeing things out of the corner of my eye)]](set: $trash to 0)
[[He gave me a trashcan, pointed across the street]](if: $trash is 10) [[[I waited on the sidewalk, for my dad, I mean|3]]]
(else: ) [(set: $thistrash to (random: 1, 5))
(if: $thistrash is 5) [[[The wind started blowing|2]]]
(else:) [[[Our trash was everywhere|1]]]]Every time I took my hands out of my fucking pockets
[[Shove 'em back in again|He gave me a trashcan, pointed across the street]]But I couldn't find him
He was nowhere to be seenSo we went at it like an easter egg hunt
(if: $thistrash is 1) [bags from Kohl's]
(if: $thistrash is 2) [bags from Target]
(if: $thistrash is 3) [Different colored gift wrap]
(if: $thistrash is 4) [thousands of receipts]
(set: $trash += 1)
[[you pick up the trash|He gave me a trashcan, pointed across the street]]